I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away