Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?