Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much