I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital