you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.