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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny

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(614): she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny http://tfl.nu/4cwi

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I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(

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(925): I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :( http://tfl.nu/pd8d

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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

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(937): Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not http://tfl.nu/mdp5

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Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"

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i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way

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(215): Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger" (215): i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way http://tfl.nu/i786

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just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.

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(925): just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win. http://tfl.nu/n1uf

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That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.

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(504): That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy. http://tfl.nu/e23b

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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.

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(440): Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues. http://tfl.nu/5zyy

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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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(617): Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die. http://tfl.nu/uh26

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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.

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(518): Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion. http://tfl.nu/ju2t

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If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?

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(703): If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count? http://tfl.nu/wecp

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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?

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I hate you

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(425): Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs? (1-425): I hate you http://tfl.nu/19l9

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my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"

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(610): my new favorite insult= "thundercunt" http://tfl.nu/7c82

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She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

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Got yourself a keeper right there.

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(905): She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use. (416): Got yourself a keeper right there. http://tfl.nu/t8iu

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Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.

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That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right

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(513): Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner. (615): That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right http://tfl.nu/5ajr

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Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"

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(908): Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings" http://tfl.nu/7jzd

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