they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating