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I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

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talent.

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(509): I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy? (1-509): talent. http://tfl.nu/18h3

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I can't believe you blew on her face.

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I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.

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(662): I can't believe you blew on her face. (1-662): I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes. http://tfl.nu/gk09

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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(515): i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty. http://tfl.nu/51bx

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(269): View more from Michigan

Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?

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(269): Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not? http://tfl.nu/k8n6

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(407): View more from Florida

You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld

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(407): You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld http://tfl.nu/gdg6

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(309): View more from Illinois

I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?

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(309): I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got? http://tfl.nu/v486

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(435): View more from Utah

Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.

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(435): Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage. http://tfl.nu/k0ri

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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings

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(714): He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings http://tfl.nu/vyv5

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(404): View more from Georgia

its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"

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(404): its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock" http://tfl.nu/i9yu

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(604): View more from British Columbia

a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

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unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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(604): a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point? (604): unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going. http://tfl.nu/jiid

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(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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(859): What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms? http://tfl.nu/1h9x

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I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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(813): I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success. http://tfl.nu/8y3e

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth

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(919): It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth http://tfl.nu/y1ni

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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.

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(636): Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly. http://tfl.nu/3gr1

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(860): View more from Connecticut

she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?

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(860): she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that? http://tfl.nu/vpzp

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