No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.