We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon