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I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards

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None

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(515): I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards (1-515): None http://tfl.nu/5j7f

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I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.

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(410): I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs. http://tfl.nu/d8vw

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WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?

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(314): WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport? http://tfl.nu/fnf6

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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(734): I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit. http://tfl.nu/jg4n

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I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"

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(860): I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober" http://tfl.nu/f99j

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just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.

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(925): just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck. http://tfl.nu/ybk3

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does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.

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(916): does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind. http://tfl.nu/4b1q

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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin

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and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"

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(509): you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin (509): and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD" http://tfl.nu/lw4q

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I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis

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(970): I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis http://tfl.nu/924d

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I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.

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(858): I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star. http://tfl.nu/5mxp

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It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.

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Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.

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(636): It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks. (314): Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this. http://tfl.nu/u3mg

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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before

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(206): sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before http://tfl.nu/9maa

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Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters

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I can be that talented

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(805 ): Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters (303): I can be that talented http://tfl.nu/rub2

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good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...

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(802): good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy... http://tfl.nu/0srz

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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...

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what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?

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self-loathing.

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(617): omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night... (716): what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk? (617): self-loathing. http://tfl.nu/qojo

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