Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Send us your Text From Last Night!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail