Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.