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(402): View more from Nebraska

you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it

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(402): you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it http://tfl.nu/0kqo

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(785): View more from Kansas

i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks

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(785): i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks http://tfl.nu/ebeq

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(970): View more from Colorado

The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.

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I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.

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(970): The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency. (352): I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial. http://tfl.nu/wg41

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(925): View more from California

so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious

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(925): so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious http://tfl.nu/hqe9

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(248): View more from Michigan

i just identified you from a description of your pipe

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(248): i just identified you from a description of your pipe http://tfl.nu/awfe

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.

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(860): Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here. http://tfl.nu/m999

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(410): View more from Maryland

i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv

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(410): i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv http://tfl.nu/8yma

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(239): View more from Florida

they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application

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(239): they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application http://tfl.nu/aq16

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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(248): I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there! http://tfl.nu/8urv

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(613): View more from Ontario

So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.

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(613): So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely. http://tfl.nu/77c9

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"

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(765): I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock" http://tfl.nu/hksp

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.

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(814): he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out. http://tfl.nu/d51a

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(905): View more from Toronto

Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.

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(905): Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine. http://tfl.nu/hm69

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?

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Nah. I did too.

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(978): Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him? (1-978): Nah. I did too. http://tfl.nu/9ism

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(716): View more from New York

fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans

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(716): fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans http://tfl.nu/906w

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