Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
