When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.