The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
