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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating

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(704): They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating http://tfl.nu/axfv

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(847): Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party http://tfl.nu/77aw

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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'

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(+77): her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like' http://tfl.nu/jkuk

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(818): View more from California

dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.

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(818): dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants. http://tfl.nu/6u1l

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(416): View more from Ontario

girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.

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(416): girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently. http://tfl.nu/g9ad

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(770): View more from Georgia

if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?

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(770): if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay? http://tfl.nu/7tcb

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(585): View more from New York

Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.

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(585): Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird. http://tfl.nu/h1yk

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?

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(319): Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's? http://tfl.nu/rb01

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.

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(601): I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win. http://tfl.nu/cl0o

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.

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(318): Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions. http://tfl.nu/wfb6

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I sold my books for weed money!

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Finals don't start for a week...

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(732): I sold my books for weed money! (302): Finals don't start for a week... http://tfl.nu/onx1

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my phone cant type all the emotion im having

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(203): my phone cant type all the emotion im having http://tfl.nu/rfn6

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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

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(864): Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured? http://tfl.nu/thxs

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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.

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(908): Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at. http://tfl.nu/8pgv

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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested

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(704): I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested http://tfl.nu/mffy

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