Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence