We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call