She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.