i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion