No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!