college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Send us your Text From Last Night!
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.