You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.