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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.

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(805): he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet. http://tfl.nu/znz0

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is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?

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(732): is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side? http://tfl.nu/sml7

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omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina

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(215): omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina http://tfl.nu/buf1

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I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.

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(503): I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt. http://tfl.nu/4dkg

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(619): View more from California

I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.

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(619): I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face. http://tfl.nu/73xe

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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.

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(585): Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked. http://tfl.nu/rhwl

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The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was

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(310): The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was http://tfl.nu/84hp

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i can't believe i had my finger in that

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(330): i can't believe i had my finger in that http://tfl.nu/9wn3

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After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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(269): After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever. http://tfl.nu/nvrl

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(214): View more from Texas

just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.

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(214): just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that. http://tfl.nu/pf1d

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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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(603): He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet http://tfl.nu/8qij

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why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?

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(519): why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong? http://tfl.nu/074u

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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7

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(209): He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7 http://tfl.nu/6n0p

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there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"

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(908): there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel" http://tfl.nu/ti94

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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? http://tfl.nu/ppdn

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