Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now