He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.