All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again