We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.