The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.