she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.