I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.