Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?