I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself