i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.