It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles