Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.