I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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The cougar kind?
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.