The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Pooping to opera.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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