If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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This is my gift to your gina
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.