Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"