How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary