Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser