He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.