Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.