I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...