She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
