So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
