he's single and there are thong briefs.
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HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
