He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.