Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
And my parents said I crawled through the house