Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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