Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences