MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.