My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.