No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.