A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You are the jesus of drinking
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.