writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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