Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it