Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!