We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Your face is a jimmy john
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else