i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.