oh god the rape fog is back!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.