Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.