My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.