Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.