Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.