We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.