DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend