well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.