You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.