I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.