you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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wanna hang out?