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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.

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i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test

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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.

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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

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I accept this challenge.

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Banned from zoo.

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Again?

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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss

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OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?

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Doritoesssssss

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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

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yes! wait why?

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because i found it in my pocket this morning...

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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?

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Get out now.

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