I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.