Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"